THE BRIDLE SWEET
ansense will make you laugh, cry and give to the poor!
Pretty good music, semi-realistic sets, believable
costumes, all on one stage, on one night that screams
NEAT!
"Vivica Lawrence has to be one of the greatest actresses of our
community because I actually thought she was a real nun named
Nan!" -Emily Vandentanden (P.T. Playhouse usher)
If you only see one musical this year, exchange your
tickets for Nansense! It’s wholly holy happiness for the
whole family!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY SANDS RODEO PROMOTIONS
First 100 tickets sold receive an
autographed playbill by Lance Manley
All similarities to musicals with similar names is completely coincidental.
     
ex Callington, one-time oil
tycoon turned gun collector,
says
he’s
shocked
and
disappointed to hear that his bid
to once again be named “Mr.
Slick” is in doubt because his
subscription
is
in
arrears.
“Regardless of what you’ve heard,
my business is doing very well
and I can afford to pay for the
subscription”, says Callington, “I’m
just refusing to pay out of
principal. No winner should have
to pay - am I right?” We hope to
update this story in the next
edition of the Bridle Sweet.
Terrific Tuesday Special
Check in on a Tuesday and get 15-
minutes of FREE WIFI. All King Suite
customers now get free weekly towel
change service upon request*.
Find us between exit 221 and exit 222
.*limited to first 5 customers daily.
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COMING SOON TO THE PASTURE TIME PLAYHOUSE
SHOWBIZ >
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BIG SHOT GUN COLLECTOR
NAMED OIL MAGAZINE’S
“MR. SLICK” AGAIN?
THE BUSINESS REPORT >
RODEO  clown, looking for work.
Will settle for shifts, and  bring own
barrel and lunch. 225-9807 Dusty R.
DANCE instruction at your home, or
mine. Ballroom & Tap. Certified
dance
instructors - who needs
them? I will save you money and
teach you everything you need to
know! Call Lillian at 224-1761. Learn
how to tap and get a
free
makeover.
LOCAL,
would-be
celebrity 
available to emcee your next event.
Barmitzvahs, anniversaries, garage
sales. No kids birthday parties
please. Lance Manley, 224-2252.
SERVICES 'N STUFF YOU MIGHT WANT
CLASSIFIEDS >
THE ONL Y NEWS L E T T ER WI TH A CO L T FO L LOW ING & AB I L I T Y TO S T I R RUP T ROUB L E
LEARN  how to over-insure yourself.
Free seminar. Donuts and coffee
available AFTER seminar. Do what
the big companies always do. Higher
premiums mean way more
protection. Sneersly Insurance. 224-
6066
Lovely (but bored) lady looking for a
buddy to help take advantage of 2-
for-1 deals at weekly ladies night
downtown. Must have a sense of
humour, nose
for a deal and
designated driver. Discretion
is
essential. Serious emails only please:
ediths@hotmale.com
Wanted: One
lightly used Nun's
uniform...if you've kicked the habit,
sell it to me! Natasha Z 331-8976
Vivic
a La
wren
ce in
o
MILLIONAIRE RANCHER
WILLY "ACE" MONTANA
CELEBRATES ANOTHER BIRTHDAY
The Bridle Sweet wants to
wish Mr. Montana a heartfelt
congratulations as he survives
another year!
JOKES OF WEEK >
A pony goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, I think I’m dying. I have this
terrible sore throat." The doctor assures him, "It's okay—you’re just a little
horse."
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
This week’s Procrastinators Anonymous meeting at the luxurious
Barrymore Hotel has been rescheduled. Details to follow… eventually.
Just horsin' around
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